Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill because they pissed me off.
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% at work…
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember….
When I’m having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to Bite Me!!
Amen
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July 6th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
perfect, even with the holiday, it has been that kind of week. Come visit me.
July 7th, 2007 at 1:56 am
It seems as if we all can’t wait for a holiday but on it’s arrival we are anxious for things to return to some resemblance of normality.
Most holiday gatherings I have attended could be defined as organized chaos.
Thanks for commenting editor…
July 8th, 2007 at 5:36 am
I am fighting the urge to put this on my office door! lol
July 8th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
lol… Thanx for commenting taj. Your comment reminded me of a note I did see on a bulletin board in a maintenance shop, it read…
We the willing led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much for so long with so little,
we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Have a great day!!!
July 8th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I have to agree with taj, I’m fighting the urge to put this up in my office. Don’t think it would go over well though.