So, you want to be a politician.

I was thinking about National and State leaders. (aka)-politicians.

In rvnx11’s world this would be some guidelines for being a politician.

• Must be honest.
• Must actually listen to the people you represent.
• TV ads while campaigning are not allowed, period… don’t even ask!!!
• Digging up dirt and name calling during campaigning is not allowed. NOTICE— An infraction of this guideline is punishable by making you apologize and stand in a corner till you have learned your lesson.
• Must be good with children.
• Fake hugs not allowed.
• Smiling like an idiot is not allowed.
• The phrase “I can’t recall” is not allowed.
• Any combination of the words “this is what I will do to help” is not allowed. Instead use “this is what I have done to help” with the appropriate list to follow or the admission to the lack there of.
• Owning your own oil rig anywhere is not allowed, period… no exceptions.

Adding this one, don’t know why I forgot.

• All politicians are not allowed ever to talk with food in your mouths, especially on national TV.

Adding to this post…Fake Hugs Defined— Giving someone a hug not with affection but with the resemblance of affection to onlookers with the intention of making it seem as if the person giving the hug actually has a heart when in fact they are probably gritting their teeth wishing it were over. Much the way politicians do with children, while on the campaign trail.

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