Denny on February 25th, 2008

Sometimes I can get a little bit lax on doing meme’s and things. I don’t mean to it is just finding the right time to do them. At any rate this tag comes from my friend Hanna.
Here are the rules:
You are about to send a virtual Message In a Bottle across the Blog Ocean. Leave [...]

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Denny on November 21st, 2007

After two weeks on the road I wasn’t sure of todays post topic until yesterday. While scouting the woods around the job-site yesterday, my friend found this recent buck rub.
He is an avid hunter and deer season began Monday so naturally he was out looking for deer sign. This photo was taken with a cellphone. [...]

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Denny on October 21st, 2007

… if it took you a whole weekend to build this treestand and then you brag about it to your buddies for a week.
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Denny on July 19th, 2007

A few years ago I was out Ginsenging by myself and humming Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again.” It seems like when I’m in the woods alone, my mind wonders where it may. On that day it was having fun with the words to this song. So, here it is…
“On The Flat Again”
On the flat [...]

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Denny on July 15th, 2007

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California
With gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in [...]

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Denny on July 6th, 2007

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept,and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I hadto kill because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step ontoday as they may be connected to the [...]

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Denny on June 27th, 2007

I found this list of comments a while back and had it posted to the old blog. I thought it was funny as hell and down right accurate. So I am posting it here. I will be adding new ones as I think of them. Any readers know a good southern saying please comment.
Exclamations:
“Well knock [...]

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Denny on May 20th, 2007

I came across this pic the other day… It reminded me of a friend I had a few years back in Ohio. His job would have to qualify for one of the worlds worst. He was a Township Skunk Trapper. I actually worked with him at another job. The skunk trapping was something he did [...]

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Denny on May 6th, 2007

Oprah Winfrey virus:Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
AT&T virus:Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virus:Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Politically Correct virus:Never calls itself a “virus”, but instead refers to itself [...]

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